Brian Shafer

OFFICIAL SLINKY TRIPP INDIVIDUAL BIO QUESTIONNAIRE

D.O.B.

    5-2-75

Favorite Food:

    chicken salad

Favorite Color:

   Bluegrass

Favorite non-alky Beverage:

    the 16 oz. apple juice

What's in your hypothetical CD player?

    Steely Dan, Cat Stevens, Black Crowes, and the "unidentified" CD-R

Influential People:

   Elvis (chubby meatloaf consuming years), Charles Barkley, Will Clark, Chris Farley, Carlos Santana, Dickey Betts, and Kenny Rogers

Sign:

    Taurus

Turn ons:

    smiles, humor, and my own free-balling

Turn offs:

    frowns, clutter, and others free balling

What animal would you be?

   One that serves a purpose or maybe a jellyfish

Childhood Toy:

    rubber Yoda hand puppet

Bong hits or porn?

    PORN

Favorite Character from Neverending Story:

    tba (In order for me to make a decision I must either spend $2.50 for rental or borrow Sam's copy)

Waist:

    34-36

Inseam:

    9" graduating with shorts on,  33" with pants on

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