Mike Sharick

OFFICIAL SLINKY TRIPP INDIVIDUAL BIO QUESTIONNAIRE

D.O.B.

    April 24, 1980

Favorite Food:

    Turkey Sandwich, L, T, M, Am Cheese, Onions

Favorite Color:

   Blue

Favorite non-alky Beverage:

    Coke

What's in your hypothetical CD player?

    moe., Aerosmith, System of a Down, Scrapple, Mr. Bungle, Derelict Brew

Influential People:

   Norm MacDonald, Steven Tyler, Calvin, Hobbes, John Popper, Michael Corleone, Brian Shafer

Sign:

    Yield

Turn ons:

    Blue eyes, blonde hair, dread locks, the color purple (not the movie), but let's not discriminate - I like women.

Turn offs:

    Steve Pucci

What animal would you be?

    Velociraptor

Childhood Toy:

    Cardboard Ghostbusters™ Proton Packs™

Bong hits or porn?

    Depends who's watching

Favorite Character from Neverending Story:

    Rock guy

Waist:

    You don't want to know. (But I'd guess like 3" - Ed.)

Inseam:

    I don't know what it is.

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